Scumbag Brain

Sees pedestrian crossing street "I guess I won't run them over."

Sees pedestrian crossing street

So your partner dumped you months ago? Why don't we think about all the great times you had together

So your partner dumped you months ago? Why don't we think about all the great times you had together  Scumbag Brain

Just sayin'. Trust me on this one. GRANDMA Hey. Before you have sex with that hot chick, just be sure not to think about

Just sayin'. Trust me on this one. GRANDMA Hey. Before you have sex with that hot chick, just be sure not to think about  Scumbag Brain

Walk in on your parents having sex: Brain will make sure of that. "OH GOD I'LL NEVER UNSEE THIS!!"

Walk in on your parents having sex: Brain will make sure of that.

Sleeping over at a friends house? Here, have some morning wood

Sleeping over at a friends house? Here, have some morning wood   Scumbag Brain

Has good ideas in the morning Forgets them

Has good ideas in the morning Forgets them   Scumbag Brain

Forgets to drink Gets headache

Forgets to drink Gets headache  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are forever alone and want a girlfriend Here's a dream about a girl that likes you

Knows you are forever alone and want a girlfriend Here's a dream about a girl that likes you   Scumbag Brain

HOT WEATHER MAKES IT SLEEPY SO DOES COLD WEATHER

HOT WEATHER MAKES IT SLEEPY SO DOES COLD WEATHER   Scumbag Brain

Toilet is 2 feet away Pees in the sink

Toilet is 2 feet away Pees in the sink   Scumbag Brain
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