Scumbag Brain

"I'M GETTING FUCKED UP TONIGHT" Swears to God that if you stop throwing up, you will never drink again

NEED TO PEE. GO TO TOILET... IN YOUR DREAM

NEED TO PEE. GO TO TOILET... IN YOUR DREAM  Scumbag Brain

Time for bed Puts on deodorant

Time for bed Puts on deodorant  Scumbag Brain

Knows you want to sleep in Wakes up at 6am, wide fucking awake

Knows you want to sleep in Wakes up at 6am, wide fucking awake   Scumbag Brain

farts lets you take the fall for it

farts lets you take the fall for it  Scumbag Brain

Haven't thought about crush in awhile, better check her Facebook "In a relationship..." Think about everything you could've done different

Haven't thought about crush in awhile, better check her Facebook

Can't let tassel swing in a circle. Bad things will happen.

Can't let tassel swing in a circle. Bad things will happen.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a midterm in 10 hours. "Hey you haven't checked Reddit in a while."

Knows you have a midterm in 10 hours.

Forgets if you washed your hair Ten seconds after rinsing out the shampoo

Forgets if you washed your hair Ten seconds after rinsing out the shampoo   Scumbag Brain

A WILD FART APPEARS IN PUBLIC BONER I CHOOSE YOU

A WILD FART APPEARS IN PUBLIC BONER I CHOOSE YOU  Scumbag Brain
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