Scumbag Brain

Automatically answers "WHAT?" answers question as they repeat it

Automatically answers

Oh, so you got in a fight with your girlfriend? New objective: Be correct at all costs.

Oh, so you got in a fight with your girlfriend? New objective:  Be correct at all costs.  Scumbag Brain

hey is that your first job application? Let's mispell your own name in permanent ink.

hey is that your first job application? Let's mispell your own name in permanent ink.  Scumbag Brain

Remembers most embarrassing moment Can't remember how to tell a joke you heard the other day

Remembers most embarrassing moment Can't remember how to tell a joke you heard the other day   Scumbag Brain

Didn't proofread text message Blame autocorrect in follow up message

Didn't proofread text message Blame autocorrect in follow up message   Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you're finally starting to doze off at 2 am? activate itchy mode

Oh, so you're finally starting to doze off at 2 am? activate itchy mode  Scumbag Brain

Remembers the words to the song you're about to sing forgets in the middle of the second verse

Remembers the words to the song you're about to sing forgets in the middle of the second verse  Scumbag Brain

Wants to get invited to parties Doesn't want to be friends with the people who invite to parties

Wants to get invited to parties Doesn't want to be friends with the people who invite to parties  Scumbag Brain

Hit snooze and fall back asleep. Have dream where you get up and get ready for work.

Hit snooze and fall back asleep. Have dream where you get up and get ready for work.  Scumbag Brain

See how great it feels to defeat the urge from fapping yesterday? Wants to fap

See how great it feels to defeat the urge from fapping yesterday? Wants to fap   Scumbag Brain
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