Scumbag Brain

Bro, you're already good looking i don't think you'll need to know how to talk to girls

Bro, you're already good looking i don't think you'll need to know how to talk to girls  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're on a diet? I'm sure a deep fried frosted bacon donut hot fudge sundae sounds delicious right now

Oh, you're on a diet? I'm sure a deep fried frosted bacon donut hot fudge sundae sounds delicious right now  Scumbag Brain

Finish an important job interview Comes up with better answers once you've left

Finish an important job interview Comes up with better answers once you've left  Scumbag Brain

REMEMBERS ALL THE LYRICS TO A SONG YOU HAVEN'T HEARD SINCE 1999 forgets pin number

REMEMBERS ALL THE LYRICS TO A SONG YOU HAVEN'T HEARD SINCE 1999 forgets pin number  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a 6 hour drive ahead of you? Let me wake you up early so you can think about how tired you will be

Oh, you have a 6 hour drive ahead of you? Let me wake you up early so you can think about how tired you will be  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you're talking to your friend?" "I wonder what would happen if you punched him in the face all of a sudden."

Hears something remotely similar to your alarm Thinks you're asleep and waking up

Hears something remotely similar to your alarm Thinks you're asleep and waking up  Scumbag Brain

Already knows how to microwave the meal from previous dinners Let's reread the microwave instructions anyways

Already knows how to microwave the meal from previous dinners Let's reread the microwave instructions anyways  Scumbag Brain

Making a new password? time to get creative

Making a new password? time to get creative  Scumbag Brain

Gained weight? You're getting fat. Lost weight? There goes all your muscle.

Gained weight? You're getting fat.  Lost weight? There goes all your muscle.   Scumbag Brain
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