Scumbag Brain

"Trying to get to sleep?" "Here's a montage of your most embarrassing moments. Enjoy!"

"Hey we get off at the next stop" "Here have a boner"

you found the perfect girl and she's actually into you? time to wake up

you found the perfect girl and she's actually into you? time to wake up  Scumbag Brain

Looks like you don't need your glasses right now Here, set them down in this location that I'll immediately forget

Looks like you don't need your glasses right now Here, set them down in this location that I'll immediately forget  Scumbag Brain

Shower curtains are closed? there's probably an axe murderer behind them

Shower curtains are closed? there's probably an axe murderer behind them  Scumbag Brain

Yawning in the middle of a sentence? Just keep talking

Yawning in the middle of a sentence? Just keep talking  Scumbag Brain

Wanna remember that funny idea you had ten minutes ago? Nope. Wanna forget that embarrassing thing that happened ten years ago? Nope.

Wanna remember that funny
 idea you had ten minutes ago?
Nope. Wanna forget that embarrassing 
thing that happened ten years ago?
Nope.   Scumbag Brain

I see you have been running a lot more Let me just cancel that out by making you more hungry

I see you have been running a lot more Let me just cancel that out by making you more hungry   Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS DON'T FORGET YOUR BONER

I SEE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET OFF THE BUS DON'T FORGET YOUR BONER  Scumbag Brain

Oh, wow you just did 30 seconds of work? better go on reddit for an hour

Oh, wow you just did 30 seconds of work? better go on reddit for an hour   Scumbag Brain
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