Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a 6 hour drive ahead of you? Let me wake you up early so you can think about how tired you will be

Oh, you have a 6 hour drive ahead of you? Let me wake you up early so you can think about how tired you will be  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you're talking to your friend?" "I wonder what would happen if you punched him in the face all of a sudden."

Hears something remotely similar to your alarm Thinks you're asleep and waking up

Hears something remotely similar to your alarm Thinks you're asleep and waking up  Scumbag Brain

Already knows how to microwave the meal from previous dinners Let's reread the microwave instructions anyways

Already knows how to microwave the meal from previous dinners Let's reread the microwave instructions anyways  Scumbag Brain

Making a new password? time to get creative

Making a new password? time to get creative  Scumbag Brain

Gained weight? You're getting fat. Lost weight? There goes all your muscle.

Gained weight? You're getting fat.  Lost weight? There goes all your muscle.   Scumbag Brain

Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.

Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.   Scumbag Brain

YOU SHOULD TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THAT DISGUSTING SHIT YOU JUST TOOK!

YOU SHOULD TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THAT DISGUSTING SHIT YOU JUST TOOK!  Scumbag Brain

I think I'll get off reddit for a while and browse some other websites types reddit.com into browser

I think I'll get off reddit for a while and browse some other websites types reddit.com into browser  Scumbag Brain

Remember that mean thing you said once? That's going to consume your life for the next few days.

Remember that mean thing you said once? That's going to consume your life for the next few days.  Scumbag Brain
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