Scumbag Brain

want to go to sleep ponders the meaning of life and why we're here

want to go to sleep ponders the meaning of life and why we're here  Scumbag Brain

Meet awesome, beautiful new girl Let's fantasize about that crazy chick who threatened to lie to the police to get you arrested

Meet awesome, beautiful new girl Let's fantasize about that crazy chick who threatened to lie to the police to get you arrested  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to take out garbage at 11pm thinks about alien from signs as soon as you are outside

Knows you have to take out garbage at 11pm thinks about alien from signs as soon as you are outside  Scumbag Brain

I think that car has it's high-beams on. Let's keep staring to make sure.

I think that car has it's high-beams on.  Let's keep staring to make sure.   Scumbag Brain

What's that, you're meeting your grandparents? Hey, remember that cool fact about old people having the most sex?

What's that, you're meeting your grandparents? Hey, remember that cool fact about old people having the most sex?  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up before your alarm makes you think you overslept so you wake up in a panic

Wakes you up before your alarm makes you think you overslept so you wake up in a panic  Scumbag Brain

Bro, you're already good looking i don't think you'll need to know how to talk to girls

Bro, you're already good looking i don't think you'll need to know how to talk to girls  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're on a diet? I'm sure a deep fried frosted bacon donut hot fudge sundae sounds delicious right now

Oh, you're on a diet? I'm sure a deep fried frosted bacon donut hot fudge sundae sounds delicious right now  Scumbag Brain

Finish an important job interview Comes up with better answers once you've left

Finish an important job interview Comes up with better answers once you've left  Scumbag Brain

REMEMBERS ALL THE LYRICS TO A SONG YOU HAVEN'T HEARD SINCE 1999 forgets pin number

REMEMBERS ALL THE LYRICS TO A SONG YOU HAVEN'T HEARD SINCE 1999 forgets pin number  Scumbag Brain
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