Scumbag Apple

Releases new iPhone with minimal updates every year Takes over three years to update worst earbuds ever.

Releases new iPhone with minimal updates every year Takes over three years to update worst earbuds ever.  Scumbag Apple

Releases a new ipad 2 times in one year

Releases a new ipad 2 times in one year  Scumbag Apple

HAS MORE MONEY TO SPEND THAN THE US GOVERNMENT CAN'T EVEN MAKE A DECENT MAPPING SOFTWARE

HAS MORE MONEY TO SPEND THAN THE US GOVERNMENT CAN'T EVEN MAKE A DECENT MAPPING SOFTWARE  Scumbag Apple

Computers cost thousands of dollars Half the time laptops don't turn off in the bag and fry themselves

Computers cost thousands of dollars Half the time laptops don't turn off in the bag and fry themselves  Scumbag Apple

Will complete a 176 acre "spaceship campus" in 4 years. Takes 2 years to create a new design for a 5 inch phone.

Will complete a 176 acre

Oh you want to make a rectangular phone? Fuck you we patented that

Oh you want to make a rectangular phone? Fuck you we patented that  Scumbag Apple

Requires License to upload code to devices Is too busy getting hacked to sell licenses

Requires License to upload code to devices Is too busy getting hacked to sell licenses  Scumbag Apple

We have a new OS for our iDevices Let's program it to use half the power

We have a new OS for our iDevices Let's program it to use half the power  Scumbag Apple

creates ipod, highest selling mp3 player stops raising hard drive space for music lovers

creates ipod, highest selling mp3 player stops raising hard drive space for music lovers  Scumbag Apple

Makes mediocre but shiny product Refuses to fix it when it breaks

Makes mediocre but shiny product Refuses to fix it when it breaks  Scumbag Apple
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