Scumbag Alcohol

You know who you haven't called in a while? your ex

You know who you haven't called in a while? your ex  Scumbag Alcohol

gets you to have sex with fat girl decides not to give you whiskey dick

gets you to have sex with fat girl decides not to give you whiskey dick  Scumbag Alcohol

The rivers not that cold Swimming home will be way quicker

The rivers not that cold Swimming home will be way quicker  Scumbag Alcohol

hey bro why are you going inside? there's a perfectly good spot to sleep in the front lawn

hey bro why are you going inside? there's a perfectly good spot to sleep in the front lawn  Scumbag Alcohol

Hey bro, you're good to drive right? Yeah, you're good

Hey bro, you're good to drive right? Yeah, you're good  Scumbag Alcohol

perfect Solution to life's little problems primary cause of life's big problems

perfect Solution to life's little problems primary cause of life's big problems  Scumbag Alcohol

your closet looks like a nice place to take a piss

your closet looks like a nice place to take a piss  Scumbag Alcohol

Expect to be friendly and sociable Get pissed off and depressed Instead

Expect to be friendly and sociable Get pissed off and depressed Instead  Scumbag Alcohol

Produces most epic night Ever Erases all Recollection

Produces most epic night Ever Erases all Recollection  Scumbag Alcohol

swear to never drink again drink next night

swear to never drink again drink next night  Scumbag Alcohol
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