Scumbag Alcohol

gets girl to sleep over causes me to have violently loud diarrhea at 6 am in near by bathroom

gets girl to sleep over causes me to have violently loud diarrhea at 6 am in near by bathroom  Scumbag Alcohol

gives you courage to talk to girls girls walk away from jacoby

gives you courage to talk to girls girls walk away from jacoby  Scumbag Alcohol

The best time of your life Dont remember it

The best time of your life Dont remember it   Scumbag Alcohol

don't have a condom? just do it bro

don't have a condom? just do it bro  Scumbag Alcohol

Remember to put on coat before going to bar Makes you forget coat once you get there

Remember to put on coat before going to bar Makes you forget coat once you get there  Scumbag Alcohol

your boss was a complete dick today you should totally email him how you feel

your boss was a complete dick today you should totally email him  how you feel  Scumbag Alcohol

you know who would like to hear about the party you're at? your dad

you know who would like to hear about the party you're at? your dad  Scumbag Alcohol

makes you think you have cat-like reflexes gives you sloth-like reflexes

makes you think you have cat-like reflexes gives you sloth-like reflexes  Scumbag Alcohol

You haven't had any good ideas lately, bro You should talk shit to the cops

You haven't had any good ideas lately, bro You should talk shit to the cops  Scumbag Alcohol

Having a few drinks at home? Better get wasted and post stupid shit all over facebook

Having a few drinks at home? Better get wasted and post stupid shit all over facebook  Scumbag Alcohol
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