Scumbag Advice God

I command you not to commit Adultery Fucks Joseph's wife

I command you not to commit Adultery Fucks Joseph's wife  Scumbag Advice God

makes wrath one of the seven deadly sins Floods the world to feel his wrath

makes wrath one of the seven deadly sins Floods the world to feel his wrath  Scumbag Advice God

Gives you one DAY OFF PER WEEK Demands you spend that entire day worshipping him

Gives you one DAY OFF PER WEEK Demands you spend that entire day worshipping him  Scumbag Advice God

Instructs humans on how to surgically remove foreskin from a baby Fails to mention the concepts of hygiene, soap, infection, germs and bacteria

Instructs humans on how to surgically remove foreskin from a baby Fails to mention the concepts of hygiene, soap, infection, germs and bacteria  Scumbag Advice God

DOESN'T EXIST

DOESN'T EXIST  Scumbag Advice God

Satan pretended to be a snake? Punish all the snakes

Satan pretended to be a snake? Punish all the snakes  Scumbag Advice God

supposed ruler of the infinite universe cares what you post about on social media

supposed ruler of the infinite universe  cares what you post about on social media   Scumbag Advice God

Provides no empirical evidence of his existence will send you to hell for eternity if you don't believe in him

Provides no empirical evidence of his existence will send you to hell for eternity if you don't believe in him  Scumbag Advice God

Impregnate Mary Never talk to her again

Impregnate Mary Never talk to her again  Scumbag Advice God

I know you're a virgin, and this is crazy but i just secret god raped you, and you're having my baby

I know you're a virgin, and this is crazy but i just secret god raped you, and you're having my baby  Scumbag Advice God
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