Scumbag Advice God

unconditional love with conditions

unconditional love with conditions  Scumbag Advice God

Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who do believe in him

Creates people who don't believe in him gets angry at people who do believe in him  Scumbag Advice God

Out of all places Acne on face

Out of all places Acne on face  Scumbag Advice God

Makes death the eternal end of life for all beings lets his own son come back after 3 days

Makes death the eternal end of life for all beings lets his own son come back after 3 days  Scumbag Advice God

Knows Job will pass test fucks him up anyway

Knows Job will pass test fucks him up anyway  Scumbag Advice God

Gives us free wil Preordains everything, lol

Gives us free wil
 Preordains everything, lol  Scumbag Advice God

Creates universe of unimaginably large number of planets and stars Earth is the only important one.

Creates universe of unimaginably large number of planets and stars Earth is the only important one.  Scumbag Advice God

Treat everyone equally. Except anyone who isn't white, male, and a christian.

Treat everyone equally. Except anyone who isn't white, male, and a christian.  Scumbag Advice God

Gives us life Just to kill us

Gives us life Just to kill us  Scumbag Advice God

It's kind of cramped in here... I guess I'll put your balls on the outside, and make them incredibly sensitive

It's kind of cramped in here... I guess I'll put your balls on the outside, and make them incredibly sensitive  Scumbag Advice God
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