Scumbag Advice God

   Scumbag Advice God

all i do is gym tan laundry

all i do is gym tan laundry  Scumbag Advice God

Satan pretends to be a snake, corrupts humanity Punishes all snakes and humans, but not Satan

Satan pretends to be a snake, corrupts humanity Punishes all snakes and humans, but not Satan  Scumbag Advice God

Gives lust, love and need to procreate makes opposite sex FUCKING crazy.

Gives lust, love and need to procreate makes opposite sex FUCKING crazy.  Scumbag Advice God

Raise Jesus from dead so crazy cannibalistic followers can eat his flesh and drink his blood for eternity trolololol Fuck you Jesus

Raise Jesus from dead so crazy cannibalistic followers can eat his flesh and drink his blood for eternity trolololol Fuck you Jesus  Scumbag Advice God

hey abraham sacrifice isaac for me will ya? omg why would you kill your own son

hey abraham sacrifice isaac for me will ya? omg why would you kill your own son   Scumbag Advice God

Creates beautiful berkshire mountains Makes it snow and rain everyday

Creates beautiful berkshire mountains  Makes it snow and rain everyday  Scumbag Advice God

Gets invented Never goes away

Gets invented Never goes away  Scumbag Advice God

Forgets to fuse techtonics plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake

Forgets to fuse techtonics plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake  Scumbag Advice God

Makes universe that operates by science Damns you to burn in hell forever for believing in science

Makes universe that operates by science Damns you to burn in hell forever for believing in science  Scumbag Advice God
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