Scumbag Advice God

"Let there be light" lol skin cancer

They called you "baldhead"? I'll send a bear to maul their asses

They called you

Tells man to only have sex in marriage gives man a penis

Tells man to only have sex in marriage gives man a penis  Scumbag Advice God

10 commandments Nothing about rape!

10 commandments Nothing about rape!  Scumbag Advice God

knows man will sin against him creates them anyways

knows man will sin against him creates them anyways  Scumbag Advice God

makes rainbows as a constant reminder that he can drown you like a rat if you piss him off

makes rainbows as a constant reminder that he can drown you like a rat if you piss him off  Scumbag Advice God

"give church your money" pastor buys convertible

says to call him anytime NEVER ANSWERS

says to call him anytime  NEVER ANSWERS  Scumbag Advice God

Hey Abraham, cut off your foreskin lol Oh shit, he actually did it!

Hey Abraham, cut off your foreskin lol Oh shit, he actually did it!  Scumbag Advice God

And on the seventh day god said Let there be "swagg", and there was swag

And on the seventh day god said Let there be
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