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Scumbag Advice God

Can speak in human language Writes DNA in "code"

Can speak in human language Writes DNA in
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A bunch of his prophets are murdered Sends an angel to give the murderer cake and water

A bunch of his prophets are murdered Sends an angel to give the murderer cake and water Scumbag Advice God
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No masturbating Morning wood lol

No masturbating Morning wood lol Scumbag Advice God
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"GOD IS DEAD" NIETZSCHE "NIETZSCHE IS DEAD" GOD
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Frees the Israelite slaves only after hardening Pharaoh's heart allowing for 1 more plague - the slaughter of countless children

Frees the Israelite slaves only after hardening Pharaoh's heart allowing for 1 more plague - the slaughter of countless children Scumbag Advice God
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Created man in his image ...please explain carrot top

Created man in his image ...please explain carrot top Scumbag Advice God
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causes people to be euphoric in his phonyness when they should be euphoric in thier own intelligence

causes people to be euphoric in his phonyness when they should be euphoric in thier own intelligence Scumbag Advice God
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Claims the bible as a collection of his own words forces multiple men to write it over hundreds of years

Claims the bible as a collection of his own words forces multiple men to write it over hundreds of years Scumbag Advice God
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Creates the Vast and majestic expanse of space and time 99.999% of planets uninhabitable

Creates the Vast and majestic expanse of space and time 99.999% of planets uninhabitable Scumbag Advice God
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hey new orleans in case you thought I forgot happy anniversary!!

hey new orleans in case you thought I forgot happy anniversary!! Scumbag Advice God
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