Scumbag Advice God

started the fire started the world turning

started the fire started the world turning  Scumbag Advice God

Starts mankind with only 2 humans. Says to kill anyone who has incest.

Starts mankind with only 2 humans. Says to kill anyone who has incest.  Scumbag Advice God

Respect thy neighbor Makes inappropriate jokes really funny

Respect thy neighbor Makes inappropriate jokes really funny  Scumbag Advice God

makes perfect girl for you doesn't tell you where she lives

makes perfect girl 
for you doesn't tell you where she lives  Scumbag Advice God

in his plan for me to graduate may 20 rapture may 21

in his plan for me to graduate may 20 rapture may 21  Scumbag Advice God

Creates animals wants you to burn them for him because he likes the smell

Creates animals wants you to burn them for him because he likes the smell  Scumbag Advice God

Makes men horny 24/7, based on hormones Makes women horny at random, based on feelings and whatnot

Makes men horny 24/7, based on hormones Makes women horny at random, based on feelings and whatnot  Scumbag Advice God

Gives humans the power to attain knowledge The more we learn, the more we realize we know nothing at all

Gives humans the power to attain knowledge The more we learn, the more we realize we know nothing at all  Scumbag Advice God

ran out of stuff to say in seminar? try talk about book cover

ran out of stuff to say in seminar? try talk about book cover  Scumbag Advice God

Gives you spare teeth Installs them at fucked up angles

Gives you spare teeth Installs them at fucked up angles  Scumbag Advice God
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