Scumbag Advice God

"No"

wants to save as many souls as possible takes 1800 year break

wants to save as many souls as possible takes 1800 year break  Scumbag Advice God

lust is first of the deadly sins makes lust instinctual

lust is first of the deadly sins makes lust instinctual  Scumbag Advice God

Has unlimited powers needs rest on a sunday

Has unlimited powers needs rest on a sunday  Scumbag Advice God

Omnipotent, could cure cancer watches you masturbate instead

Omnipotent, could cure cancer watches you masturbate instead  Scumbag Advice God

I shall create beautiful women in all corners of the world Makes the earth spherical and circle

I shall create beautiful women in all corners of the world Makes the earth spherical and circle  Scumbag Advice God

borrows your lighter sets you on fire for eternity with it

borrows your lighter sets you on fire for eternity with it  Scumbag Advice God

Writes a book Condemns critics to burn in hell for all eternity

Writes a book Condemns critics to burn in hell for all eternity   Scumbag Advice God

"Christ has set us free." Doesn't even allow you to pull out

Ignores starving children in africa So his favorite team can beat the Sooners

Ignores starving children in africa So his favorite team can beat the Sooners  Scumbag Advice God
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