Scumbag Advice God

Only cures your cancer with the help of doctors Gives you cancer all on his own

Only cures your cancer with the help of doctors Gives you cancer
all on his own  Scumbag Advice God

I created EVERYTHING! Can I get some of that man made currency? You know, so I can get things done in mysterious ways...don't question me.

I created EVERYTHING! Can I get some of that man made currency? You know, so I can get things done in mysterious ways...don't question me.  Scumbag Advice God

Makes adultery a sin Impregnates married woman

Makes adultery a sin Impregnates married woman  Scumbag Advice God

Could have made pokemon real Too busy making 400,000 beetle species

Could have made pokemon real Too busy making 400,000 beetle species  Scumbag Advice God

Creates humans without knowledge of right or wrong punishes adam and eve for doing something wrong

Creates humans without knowledge of right or wrong punishes adam and eve for doing something wrong  Scumbag Advice God

Kingdom has streets of gold Lets poverty happen

Kingdom has streets of gold Lets poverty happen  Scumbag Advice God

Doesn't Stop rapes or murders Helps tim tebow make touchdowns

Doesn't Stop rapes or murders Helps tim tebow make touchdowns  Scumbag Advice God

make world for humans also make asian hornets

make world for humans also make
asian hornets  Scumbag Advice God

demands to be praised with song provides followers with only lamest of music

demands to be praised with song provides followers with only lamest of music  Scumbag Advice God

Hears your teams' pre-game prayer Helps other team win

Hears your teams' pre-game prayer Helps other team win  Scumbag Advice God
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