Scumbag Advice God

creates earth just for humans everything gives us cancer

creates earth just for humans everything gives us cancer  Scumbag Advice God

Hears prayers for rain in Texas sends rain everywhere else

Hears prayers for rain in Texas sends rain everywhere else  Scumbag Advice God

Loves all of his children lets thousands of them die from starvation in africa everyday

Loves all of his children lets thousands of them die from starvation in africa everyday  Scumbag Advice God

forgets about secluded amazonian tribes who have never heard of christianity still damns them to eternity in hell

forgets about secluded amazonian tribes who have never heard of christianity still damns them to eternity in hell  Scumbag Advice God

Gets formally accused by Job for punishing innocent people Plays the authority card to make him drop all charges

Gets formally accused by Job for punishing innocent people Plays the authority card to make him drop all charges  Scumbag Advice God

someone pays for everyone's meals at Steak n' Shake takes credit for it

someone pays for everyone's meals at Steak n' Shake takes credit for it  Scumbag Advice God

Helps High school kids with tests while 20% of world population starves

Helps High school kids with tests while 20% of world population starves  Scumbag Advice God

Gives people the power of inductive reasoning pissed off when people realize he's full of shit

Gives people the power of inductive reasoning pissed off when people realize he's full of shit  Scumbag Advice God

"I'm real" isn't real

Thou shall not kill. Kills 2,038,344 people

Thou shall not kill. Kills 2,038,344 people  Scumbag Advice God
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