Science Major Mouse

knows precisely how to produce lsd, mdma, methamphetamine. never smoked "a" pot

knows precisely how to produce lsd, mdma, methamphetamine. never smoked

Hey Greenpeace I actually plan to do something about renewable energy

Hey Greenpeace I actually plan to do something about renewable energy  Science Major Mouse

Work In Lab Cancer in 5 years

Work In Lab Cancer in 5 years  Science Major Mouse

get one thing done during workday feel productive

get one thing done during workday feel productive  Science Major Mouse

say maria is beautiful to friend while admiring the moon Friend replies: "who's maria?"

say maria is beautiful to friend while admiring the moon Friend replies:

fruit flies in dorm? Impervious to death Fruit flies in lab? decimated by mites

fruit flies in dorm?
Impervious to death Fruit flies in lab?
decimated by mites  Science Major Mouse

reading about ichneumon wasps nightmares for three nights

reading about ichneumon wasps nightmares for three nights  Science Major Mouse

in lab for hours damnit, why won't you give me good results

in lab for hours damnit, why won't you give me good results  Science Major Mouse

Gets Drunk Tells self that nadh in kidneys is being inhibited by alcohol

Gets Drunk Tells self that nadh in kidneys is being inhibited by alcohol  Science Major Mouse

Wears ironic science themed t-shirts to work so he can explain the theory/law behind it alludes to

Wears ironic science themed t-shirts to work so he can explain the theory/law behind it alludes to  Science Major Mouse
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