Science Major Mouse

Roommate's response to spider on the ceiling, "AH GROSS EW EW EW!!!" Your response, "AWWWW IT IS SO CUTE!!". *Proceed to build a terrarium for it instead of writing 8 page lab writeup*

Roommate's response to spider on the ceiling,

wikipedia 2 browsers open. 100 tabs each.

wikipedia 2 browsers open. 
100 tabs each.  Science Major Mouse

Tell people you do laser physics "So can you blow stuff up then?"

Tell people you do laser physics

lick cinnabar lose sanity

lick cinnabar lose sanity  Science Major Mouse

come on baby light my bunsen burner

come on baby light my bunsen burner  Science Major Mouse

How much does a polar bear weigh? 514.82734 kilograms

How much does a polar bear weigh? 514.82734 kilograms  Science Major Mouse

spend 15 minutes to carefully measure out chemical powder dont sneeze dont cough dont breathe

spend 15 minutes to carefully measure out chemical powder dont sneeze dont cough dont breathe   Science Major Mouse

Friend makes minor technical error in conversation SHOW NO MERCY!!!!

Friend makes minor technical error in conversation SHOW NO MERCY!!!!  Science Major Mouse

YOU TELL PEOPLE WHAT YOU'RE MAJORING IN NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT IT IS

YOU TELL PEOPLE WHAT YOU'RE MAJORING IN NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT IT IS  Science Major Mouse

The plan: Get PhD, change world, make 6 figures Reality: Develop alcoholism, make less than a plumber

The plan: Get PhD, change world, make 6 figures Reality: Develop alcoholism, make less than a plumber  Science Major Mouse
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