Science Major Mouse

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Miles per Hour? Fuck that shit. I use meters per second.

Miles per Hour? Fuck that shit. I use meters per second.  Science Major Mouse

Thirsty During long lab The eye wash station is now a drinking fountain.

Thirsty During long lab The eye wash station is now a drinking fountain.  Science Major Mouse

Hears 2 girls talking about how they "don't eat carbs" while eating a salad points out that there are carbohydrates in salad

Hears 2 girls talking about how they

Troll Growth Factor-beta posts on a forum "you smad?"

Troll Growth Factor-beta posts on a forum

Knows What A neutrino is. What the hell is a participle?

Knows What A neutrino is. What the hell is a  participle?  Science Major Mouse

large hadron colider will destroy universe lol jokes

large hadron colider will destroy universe  lol jokes  Science Major Mouse

Is that a test tube in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a test tube in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?  Science Major Mouse

immortality is impossible not if you give me more funding for telomerase research, it's not

immortality is impossible not if you give me more funding for telomerase research, it's not  Science Major Mouse

freshman 15 grams

freshman 15 grams  Science Major Mouse
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