Science Major Mouse

drop the bass to neutralize an acid

drop the bass to neutralize an acid  Science Major Mouse

Spend all day in windowless lab Forget what sunlight looks like

Spend all day in windowless lab Forget what sunlight looks like  Science Major Mouse

talk to non-science major wait, people pay for grad school?

talk to non-science major wait, people pay for grad school?  Science Major Mouse

2 four-hous labs, lab write up, Biochem manuscript, physics exam: No problem. 4 page English paper? FUCK EVERYTHING

2 four-hous labs, lab write up, Biochem manuscript, physics exam: No problem. 
4 page English paper? FUCK EVERYTHING  Science Major Mouse

best friend complains that all the cocks she gets are too small Explain that it's partly her fault, since female mate selection determines course of evolution

best friend complains that all the cocks she gets are too small Explain that it's partly her fault, since female mate selection determines course of evolution  Science Major Mouse

Read abstract Play buzzword bingo

Read abstract Play buzzword bingo  Science Major Mouse

Tell people you're a physics major "...why?"

Tell people you're a physics major

Understands Quantum field Theory. What the hell is a participle?

Understands Quantum field Theory. What the hell is a participle?  Science Major Mouse

see Dr Krieger's lab in Archer episode get boner

see Dr Krieger's lab in Archer episode get boner  Science Major Mouse

take my picture with these test tubes so sciency!

take my picture with these test tubes so sciency!  Science Major Mouse
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