Science Major Mouse

I wish I was your derivative So I could lie tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your derivative So I could lie tangent to your curves.  Science Major Mouse

"Did you know, water spins as it goes down a drain because of the coriolis effect?" Yeah, if your bathtub is the Atlantic Ocean.

"Chemical free! Only uses water!" WATER IS A CHEMICAL TOO, YOU MORONS!!!

You've sexed a virgin drosophila melanogaster

You've sexed a virgin drosophila melanogaster  Science Major Mouse

I have a PhD a Pretty huge Dick

I have a PhD a Pretty huge Dick  Science Major Mouse

Work in Electrochemistry lab Supervisor says you have great potential

Work in Electrochemistry lab Supervisor says you have great potential  Science Major Mouse

foul bachelor frog is lying in a tray on my table, with pins stuck in him and his guts exposed

foul bachelor frog is lying in a tray on my table, with pins stuck in him and his guts exposed  Science Major Mouse

Walking in public in a labcoat Like a boss

Walking in public in a labcoat Like a boss  Science Major Mouse

I wish I were alpha helicase Then I could unzip your genes!

I wish I were alpha helicase Then I could unzip your genes!  Science Major Mouse

TRY TO CONVINCE MOTHER THAT "EVOLUTION COULD BE PART OF GODS PLAN" GET CALLED SATAN

TRY TO CONVINCE MOTHER THAT
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