Schrute

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither. it's at 50% capacity

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither.  
it's at 50% capacity  Schrute

A post not labelled "NSFW" is safe to read at work? False. No reddit post is safe to read at work

A post not labelled

Where there's a will there's a way FALSE. Many things are genuinely impossible.

Where there's a will there's a way FALSE.  
Many things are genuinely impossible.  Schrute

"One should never use one-word sentences" False.

the early bird gets the worm FALSE. The early bird is the first to be eaten by the Goliath spider

the early bird gets the worm FALSE.  
The early bird is the first to be eaten by the Goliath spider  Schrute

Milk's favorite cookie? FALSE. Milk is inanimate and is thus incapable of picking favorites.

Milk's favorite cookie? FALSE.  
Milk is inanimate and is thus incapable of picking favorites.  Schrute

A penny saved is a penny earned? False. Studies have shown that fools placing their money in a bank receive an interest rate of 1%. A penny saved is .01 penny earned.

A penny saved is a penny earned? False.
Studies have shown that fools placing their money in a bank receive an interest rate of 1%.

A penny saved is .01 penny earned.  Schrute

Time Heals all wounds? FALSE. Explain Fourth degree burns.

Time Heals all wounds? FALSE.  
Explain Fourth degree burns.  Schrute

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? FALSE. Birds in the bush have not been weighed and thus they are impossible to appraise.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? FALSE.  
Birds in the bush have not been weighed and thus they are impossible to appraise.  Schrute

"I'll just take my laundry back upstairs." False. That was not your laundry.

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