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jim gaffigan is funny. False. Jokes about hot pockets and using high inflections are not funny. your taste in comedians reflects poorly in my opinion of you

jim gaffigan is funny. False.
Jokes about hot pockets and using high inflections are not funny. your taste in comedians reflects poorly in my opinion of you  Schrute

i just fucked marli bro ill have you arrested for beastiality

i just fucked marli bro ill have you arrested for beastiality  Schrute

Memories last forever FALSE. Alcohol, amnesia, alzheimers.

Memories last forever FALSE.  
Alcohol, amnesia, alzheimers.  Schrute

You are ok, BUDDY! FALSE. I love you more than you will ever know! Thanks again! xoxo (This is the nicest Dwight has ever been!)

You are ok, BUDDY! FALSE.  
I love you more than you will ever know! Thanks again! xoxo (This is the nicest Dwight has ever been!)  Schrute

two men raised simba? False. Timon is a meerkat and pumbaa is a fucking warthog

two men raised simba? False.
Timon is a meerkat and pumbaa is a fucking warthog  Schrute

Nobody asked Matt Le Blanc how he was doing? FALSE. Matt Le Blanc have on several occasions said that what fans says the most to him is "How you doin'?!"

Nobody asked Matt Le Blanc how he was doing? FALSE.  
Matt Le Blanc have on several occasions said that what fans says the most to him is

today is going to be a long day FALSE. all days are 24 hours long

today is going to be a long day FALSE.  
all days are 24 hours long  Schrute

Beer is better cold FALSE. Budweiser sucks all the time

Beer is better cold FALSE.  
Budweiser sucks all the time  Schrute

Oh you're from Chicago? False. you're from the suburbs.

Oh you're from Chicago? False.
you're from the suburbs.  Schrute

Picard never violated the Prime Directive? False. Captain Picard has violated the Prime Directive at least nine times.

Picard never violated the Prime Directive? False.
Captain Picard has violated the Prime Directive at least nine times.  Schrute
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