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Another day another dollar? False. The average sales salary in the Us is 56,000. 56,000 divided by 365.25 is 153.19 Therefore, another day another 153 dollars and 19 cents

Another day another dollar? False.
The average sales salary in the Us is 56,000. 
56,000 divided by 365.25 is 153.19
Therefore, another day another 153 dollars and 19 cents
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"You get what you pay for" Of course, that is how purchasing works.

can't touch this False. With careful planning and the ability to create a series of clever traps, it would be possible to capture and, indeed touch, MC Hammer

can't touch this False.
With careful planning and the ability to create a series of clever traps, it would be possible to capture and, indeed touch, MC Hammer  Schrute

Laughter is the best medicine? FALSE. Medicine is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine? FALSE.  
Medicine is the best medicine  Schrute

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Question. Are they north american cardinals or sandhill cranes? Trick question. Sandhill cranes do not fit in the hand.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Question.
Are they north american cardinals or sandhill cranes?
Trick question.
Sandhill cranes do not fit in the hand.
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The quickest way to a Man's heart is through his stomach. False. The quickest way is through his ribcage.

The quickest way to a Man's heart is through his stomach. False.
The quickest way is through his ribcage.  Schrute

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

"Oh, what a laugh it would have been, If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!" False. That is Adultery.

the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. false. it's through the sternum

the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. false.
it's through the sternum  Schrute

ICE COLD WATER? FALSE. IF IT WAS AS COLD AS ICE, IT WOULD BE ICE.

ICE COLD WATER?  FALSE.  
IF IT WAS AS COLD AS ICE, IT WOULD BE ICE.  Schrute
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