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A CAT HAS NINE LIVES? FALSE. IT HAS A LIFESPAN DETERMINED BY ITS HEALTH DURING BIRTH, AND THE NOURISHMENT IT GETS DURING ADULTHOOD.

A CAT HAS NINE LIVES? FALSE.  
IT HAS A LIFESPAN DETERMINED BY ITS HEALTH DURING BIRTH, AND THE NOURISHMENT IT GETS DURING ADULTHOOD.  Schrute

LOVE IS IN THE AIR? WRONG. nitrogen, oxygen, water vapor, argon, and carbon dioxide is in the air.

LOVE IS IN THE AIR? WRONG.
nitrogen, oxygen, water vapor, argon, and carbon dioxide is in the air.  Schrute

"ohhh we got a smartass over here" False. The correct meme is "Watch Out We Got A Badass Over Here"

the meek shall inherit the earth? don't make me laugh. not like you could, i do not find you humorous.

the meek shall inherit the earth? don't make me laugh.

not like you could, i do not find you humorous.   Schrute

"The choir of children sing their song / They practiced all year long." Improbable. Christmas songs are unlikely to be practiced before mid-November.

Is your cup half empty or half full? Stupid question. this depends on both what material the cup is crafted from and the temperature of the liquid in said cup.

Is your cup half empty or half full? Stupid question.
this depends on both what material the cup is crafted from and the temperature of the liquid in said cup.  Schrute

Fact: jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery

Fact: jealousy is the sincerest form of flattery  Schrute

false There are no walmart stores in sweden

false There are no walmart stores in sweden  Schrute

Home is where the heart is? FALSE. Home is where the Beet Farm is.

Home is where the heart is? FALSE.  
Home is where the Beet Farm is.  Schrute

Longest day of your life? FALSE. A day is only 24 hours long

Longest day of your life? FALSE.  
A day is only 24 hours long  Schrute
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