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"off" is the general direction... Wrong. "Off " is not a direction.

Someone told me I have the biggest forehead in the world. False. Bedard does.

Someone told me I have the biggest forehead in the world. False.
Bedard does.  Schrute

Shut up, crime! i was raped by boltie, lulz

Shut up, crime! i was raped by boltie, lulz  Schrute

a miss is as good as a mile? FALSE. missing has nothing to do with distance

a miss is as good as a mile? FALSE.  
missing has nothing to do with distance  Schrute

The mayan calendar is falsified by the Gregorian leap year. False. They based their calendar on astronomy, not our gregorian calendar, which counts for the leap year calibration.

The mayan calendar is falsified by the Gregorian leap year. False.
They based their calendar on astronomy, not our gregorian calendar, which counts for the leap year calibration.  Schrute

"Drake invented YOLO" False. He simply took an age old saying that has been around for centuries and abbreviated it by using an acronym.

Born this way? FALSE. Lady gaga was born hairless and feeble.

Born this way? FALSE.  
Lady gaga was born hairless and feeble.  Schrute

FACT!! Aaron Sucks dick

FACT!! Aaron Sucks dick  Schrute

One Loyal Girlfriend is worth more than one hundred hoes False. emotional attachment is subjective and should not be utilized as a method of measuring worth

One Loyal Girlfriend is worth more than one hundred hoes False.
emotional attachment is subjective and should not be utilized as a method of measuring worth  Schrute

The vagina is beautiful? FALSE. it inspired the xenomorph facehugger

The vagina is beautiful? FALSE.  
it inspired the xenomorph facehugger  Schrute
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