Schrute

Grass is greener on the other side? FALSE. grass is greenest where there is fertile soil and optimal sunlight

Grass is greener on the other side? FALSE.  
grass is greenest where there is fertile soil and optimal sunlight  Schrute

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? simple. fish, amphibians and reptiles were laying eggs for millennia before birds evolved.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? simple. fish, amphibians and reptiles were laying eggs for millennia before birds evolved.  Schrute

"I had countless memorable nights in 2011..." False. You could have only had 365 memorable nights in 2011 - You can count to 365.

marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk

marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk  Schrute

Before I do anything I ask myself "would an idiot do this?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Before I do anything I ask myself

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase "the narwhal bacons at midnight."

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase

there are plenty of fish in the sea? false. overfishing has led to a critical depletion of oceanic fishery stocks

there are plenty of fish in the sea? false.
overfishing has led to a critical depletion of oceanic fishery stocks  Schrute

love is in the air? false. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air

love is in the air? false.
Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide are in the air  Schrute

Life is short... FALSE. It's the longest thing you do.

Life is short... FALSE.  
It's the longest thing you do.   Schrute

"feeds 3-4" False. Feeds Me

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