Schrute

Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on? FALSE. Ignorance of the proper fire procedure kills

Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on? FALSE.  

Ignorance of 
the proper fire procedure kills  Schrute

Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen? False. 28% of all house fires are accredited to negligent cooking habits.

Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen? False. 28% of all house fires are accredited to negligent cooking habits.  Schrute

FALSE. Beastiality is illegal in Washington state per RCW 16.52.205

FALSE. Beastiality is illegal in Washington state per RCW 16.52.205  Schrute

Do i need you to Teach me how to dougie? FALSE. My douglas is on fucking point.

Do i need you to Teach me how to dougie? FALSE.  
My douglas is on fucking point.  Schrute

All you need is love FALSE the 4 basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.

All you need is love FALSE
the 4 basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.   Schrute

Do i trust women? Would you trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

Do i trust women? Would you trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die  Schrute

"ninja stab mother fucker"

I'm flying, jack? FALSE. in order to fly one must be in possession of an FAA-approved aircraft and a legally obtained private pilot license. That, or develop the ability to sprout wings. standing at the bow of a ship with leonardo dicaprio meets none of

I'm flying, jack? FALSE.  
in order to fly one must be in possession of an FAA-approved aircraft and a legally obtained private pilot license. That, or develop the ability to sprout wings. standing at the bow of a ship with leonardo dicaprio meets none of  Schrute

Love conquers all? False. Alexander the Great died unconquered. Alexander the great conquers all.

Love conquers all? False.
 Alexander the Great died unconquered. Alexander the great conquers all.  Schrute

Clarkson plows snow well. False. i could plow anything better than them.

Clarkson plows snow well. False.
 i could plow anything better than them.  Schrute
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