Schrute

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica  Schrute

Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings? FALSE. There is no such thing as angels, only science.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings? FALSE.  
There is no such thing as angels, only science.   Schrute

"tide goes in, tide goes out. never a miscommunication, you can't explain that!" False. The gravitational pull of the moon affects the tides.

Ian's is the best pizza in madison False. its the best in the state

Ian's is the best pizza in madison False.
its the best in the state  Schrute

A Bitch Nigga... That's that shit I don't like!

A Bitch Nigga... That's that shit I don't like!  Schrute

Hey you wanna know what else is funny? The life you don't have

Hey you wanna know what else is funny?  The life you don't have  Schrute

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer? FALSE. Keep your enemies far away so you can snipe them with ease and use close friends as human shields in the event of enemy breach.

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer? FALSE. Keep your enemies far away so you can snipe them with ease and use close friends as human shields in the event of enemy breach.  Schrute

That thing would be lucky to stop a BB pellet. False. BB & Pellet are two different forms of ammo

That thing would be lucky to stop a BB pellet. False.
BB & Pellet are two different forms of ammo  Schrute

I'm starving False. Come back to me in three weeks

I'm starving False.
Come back to me in three weeks  Schrute

Red bull gives you wings? FALSE. Evolution does.

Red bull gives you wings?  FALSE.
Evolution does.   Schrute
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