Schrute

yolo? False. in some instances the paramedics May BE ABLE TO REVIVE THE PERSON, SO THEY MAY LIFE TO DIE AGAIN.

yolo? False.
in some instances the paramedics May BE ABLE TO REVIVE THE PERSON, SO THEY MAY LIFE TO DIE AGAIN.  Schrute

most people don't know i was dismembered and turned into a fish-boy

most people don't know i was dismembered and turned into a fish-boy  Schrute

"I Don't want to date you because i dont want to lose our friendship" FALSE. you don't want to date me because you aren't physically attracted to me

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

CALM THE FUCK DOWN   Schrute

How would I describe Colorado College? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer...merciless...insatiable...Harvard of the West...

How would I describe Colorado College? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer...merciless...insatiable...Harvard of the West...  Schrute

"Occam's Razor says God is the simplest explanation" False. Occam said not to make unnecessary assumptions. God is an unneeded assumption.

Roses are red, violets are blue False. Violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue False.
Violets are violet.  Schrute

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! FALSE. YOU CAN NOT GO BEYOND INFINITY.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! FALSE.  
YOU CAN NOT GO BEYOND INFINITY.  Schrute

YOLO False. Not if you are hindu.

YOLO False.
Not if you are hindu.  Schrute

We weill we will rock you False. Freddie Mercury is dead and therefore can't do anything

We weill we will rock you False.
Freddie Mercury is dead and therefore can't do anything  Schrute
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