Schrute

life is a highway FALSE. unless you can call a series of chemical reactions a highway

life is a highway FALSE.  
unless you can call a series of chemical reactions a highway  Schrute

relationship status: it's complicated False. you are single and you know it

relationship status: it's complicated False.
you are single and you know it  Schrute

You say your post is original False. I saw it several months ago.

You say your post is original False.
I saw it several months ago.  Schrute

"I'm a boomerang, doesn't matter how you throw me, I turn around..." False. If you throw a boomerang incorrectly, it will not return to you.

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase "want to come back to the sem?."

Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase

Where the fuck was this guy?? Who the fuck is this guy??

Where the fuck was this guy?? Who the fuck is this guy??  Schrute

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Correct. Hand raised foul fetches twice the price of bushmeat at the farmer's market.

A bird in the hand is
worth two in the bush? Correct.
Hand raised foul fetches twice the price of bushmeat at the farmer's market.  Schrute

Karma Cannot be denied? FALSE. Downvoted.

Karma Cannot be denied? FALSE.  
Downvoted.  Schrute

Money can't buy you happiness False. 99 cents plus applicable sales tax buys you a Beefy Crunch Burrito

Money can't buy you happiness False.
99 cents plus applicable sales tax 
buys you a Beefy Crunch Burrito 
  Schrute

Can't watch too much of the office? FALSE. Dehydration would set in by the fourth season

Can't watch too much of the office? FALSE.  
Dehydration would set in by the fourth season  Schrute
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