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"You better watch your mouth!" Impossible. The mouth is under the nose and therefore impossible to see without the aid of a Mirror

correction Narwhalicorns strictly mate in Icy waters off of greenland. They do not live there year round.

correction Narwhalicorns strictly mate in Icy waters off of greenland. They do not live there year round.  Schrute

False rape does not rhyme with sloth

False rape does not rhyme with sloth  Schrute

Like a rainbow in the dark FALSE. Rainbows are made from refracted light and therefore cannot exist in darkness.

Like a rainbow in the dark FALSE.  
Rainbows are made from refracted light and therefore cannot exist in darkness.   Schrute

Curiosity killed the cat? FALSE. A car killed the cat.

Curiosity killed the cat? FALSE.  
A car killed the cat.  Schrute

IT's IMPOSSIBLE TO FROWN WHILE EATING A Frosty ?™ FALSE. YOU Can frown while eating anything. (except beets)

IT's IMPOSSIBLE TO FROWN WHILE EATING A Frosty ?™ FALSE.  
YOU Can frown while eating anything. (except beets)  Schrute

Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is

 Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is  Schrute

"There are no religious nutjobs in Europe." FALSE. ROME.

Let there be light? Correction: Let there be a quark-gluon plasma.

Let there be light? Correction: Let there be a quark-gluon plasma.  Schrute

eat shit and die false shit contains E. Coli bacteria and a few nutrients

eat shit and die false
shit contains E. Coli bacteria and a few nutrients  Schrute
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