Schrute

Why did the pony cough? He had a debilitating bronchial infection.

Why did the pony cough? He had a debilitating bronchial infection.  Schrute

more than one way to skin a cat? false. the prefered method is called the 'quarter and peel'

more than one way to skin a cat? false. 
the prefered method is called the 'quarter and peel'  Schrute

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither. It is always full. 50% water, 50% air.

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither.  
It is always full. 
50% water, 50% air.  Schrute

If you sit down and give yourself plenty of time to study, you'll be fine for midterms. False. ucsc memes pops up and fucks you over.

If you sit down and give yourself plenty of time to study, you'll be fine for midterms. False.
ucsc memes pops up and fucks you over.  Schrute

"i don't believe you" "continue..."

RPG meant rocket propelled grenade False. RPG means Ручной Противотанковый Гранатоl

RPG meant rocket propelled grenade False.
RPG means Ручной Противотанковый Гранатоl  Schrute

Fact: Bears eats beets bears beets battlestar galactica

Fact: Bears eats beets bears beets battlestar galactica  Schrute

"drive it like you stole it?" False. after stealing a car you would drive cautiously and obey all traffic laws to avoid detection.

Arizona tea servings per can :3 False. I drink 3 at a time

Arizona tea servings per can :3 False. I drink 3 at a time  Schrute

"justin bieber is the father of my baby!" false. eunuchs cannot reproduce.

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