Schrute

I can't wait till saturday!! FACT: You must wait, therefore you can wait

I can't wait till saturday!! FACT:
You must wait, therefore you can wait  Schrute

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em FALSE. if you can't beat 'em, lace their beverage with laxatives

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em FALSE.  
 if you can't beat 'em, lace their beverage with laxatives  Schrute

YOLO False. You only die once. You live every day.

YOLO False.
You only die once. You live every day.  Schrute

"You made it to the front page once. It will never happen again" False. I'll make it again tonight.

London bridge is falling down? FALSE. it was dismantled and moved to lake havasu arizona

London bridge is falling down? FALSE.  
it was dismantled and moved to lake havasu arizona  Schrute

They call me the pussy slayer .

They call me the pussy slayer .  Schrute

Kyle harris is an actor? FALSE. kyle harris is a douche bag

Kyle harris is an actor? FALSE.  
kyle harris is a douche bag  Schrute

out of sight, out of mind FALSE. a black bear's nose can smell you from a mile away

out of sight, out of mind FALSE.  
a black bear's nose can smell you from a mile away  Schrute

You catch more flies with honey. False. they live and feed on (usually dead and decaying) organic material, such as garbage or feces.

You catch more flies with honey. False.
they live and feed on (usually dead and decaying) organic material, such as garbage or feces.   Schrute

Best shirt in the world? False. That is a sweater.

Best shirt in the world? False.
That is a sweater.  Schrute
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