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I whip my hair back and forth. FALSE. I shave my hair to make rope, tie a sharpened rock at the end of it. The perfect weapon.

I whip my hair back and forth. FALSE.
I shave my hair to make rope, tie a sharpened rock at the end of it. The perfect weapon.  Schrute

The pen is mightier than the sword? FALSE. A pen is a writing tool, and would be useless in a fight

The pen is mightier than the sword? FALSE.  
A pen is a writing tool, and would be useless in a fight  Schrute

"Fact...Duck Dynasty is the best show on TV" False. Duck Dynasty still turns out to be a formulaic show, with a lot of low-level verbal crossfire among family members

Pussy is tightest thing in the world? FALSE. tight butthole

Pussy is tightest thing in the world? FALSE.  
tight butthole  Schrute

False Jesus Christ was a carpenter

False Jesus Christ was a carpenter  Schrute

ishtar is pronounced easter False. The English word for Easter comes from Eostre, a Germanic pagan goddess.

ishtar is pronounced easter False. The English word for Easter comes from Eostre, a Germanic pagan goddess.  Schrute

“Money makes the world go ’round” FALSE. Earth rotates because of leftover momentum from the solar nebula that all of the planets and the Sun formed within.

“Money makes the world go ’round” FALSE.  
Earth rotates because of leftover momentum from the solar nebula that all of the planets and the Sun formed within.   Schrute

All campus churches are trying to recruit you. False. Grace church is trying to recruit all other churches students

All campus churches are trying to recruit you. False.
Grace church is trying to recruit all other churches students  Schrute

unless you puke faint or die keep going False. listen to your body to avoid injury

unless you puke faint or die keep going False. listen to your body to avoid injury
  Schrute

uMad bro? GOML

uMad bro? GOML  Schrute
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