Schrute

Do I have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes. February 14.

Do I have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes.
February 14.  Schrute

"This is a picture of my friend doing something funny/interesting" FALSE. This is someone you've never met, from a random picture you found on the internet

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

Really photogenic guy's face on money to save economy False. money will be hoarded and not recycled back into the economy

Really photogenic guy's face on money to save economy False.
money will be hoarded and not recycled back into the economy   Schrute

GGG splits a chocolate bar in half and gives you the larger pice False. If the bar split in half both pieces are the same size

GGG splits a chocolate bar in half and gives you the larger pice False.
 If the bar split in half both pieces are the same size  Schrute

The next real pie day will be 3/14/15926 False. It will be on 3/1/4152

The next real pie day will be 3/14/15926 False.
It will be on 3/1/4152  Schrute

"i'm sexy and i know it" False. sex appeal is subjective

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among stars" False. The nearest star is 93 million miles from the moon.

When I noticed my karma tripled overnight(to 43). False. There is no integer that triples to 43.

When I noticed my karma tripled overnight(to 43). False. There is no integer that triples to 43.  Schrute

Nothing is better than god False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.

Nothing is better than god False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.  Schrute
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