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jamming atheism down everyone's throat makes it just like every other religion. False. Just False.

jamming atheism down everyone's throat makes it just like every other religion. False.
Just False.
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"An employee occasionally needs a quick boot up his ass?" False: A boot up the ass can result in internal bleeding and subsequent loss of life.

"I got hacked" False. You just suck at protecting your account

whatever goes up must come down? false. Kevin's cholesterol has surpassed the returnable threshold.

whatever goes up must come down? false.
Kevin's cholesterol has surpassed the returnable threshold.  Schrute

You're winning this poke war? FALSE. you need to be winning in order to order to be winning

You're winning this poke war? FALSE.  
you need to be winning in order to order to be winning  Schrute

haste makes waste FALSE. haste makes a plentiful beet harvest

haste makes waste FALSE.  
haste makes a plentiful beet harvest  Schrute

You can't always get what you want? False. I shop only at Staples, where I can get everything I want.

You can't always get what you want? False.
I shop only at Staples, where I can get everything I want.  Schrute

Insists on receiving a salute when class starts His military experience consists of Playing Cod in his Mom's Basement

Insists on receiving a salute when class starts His military experience consists of Playing Cod in his Mom's Basement  Schrute

Older than dirt? False: Dirt precedes life on earth.

Older than dirt? False: Dirt precedes life on earth.  Schrute

Written in the stars a MILLION miles away? FALSE. The closest star to Earth is Proxima Centari located 4.2421 light years away, which is just under 2.5 TRILLION miles.

Written in the stars a MILLION miles away? FALSE.
The closest star to Earth is Proxima Centari located 4.2421 light years away, which is just under 2.5 TRILLION miles.  Schrute
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