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Marijuana can't kill you? false, someone could have a 100lb brick of weed lifted 200 feet up in the air, and you happen to walk by right when it is falling, and it hits you at a 90 degree angle on your head and the brick shatters your skull.

Marijuana can't kill you? false, someone could have a 100lb brick of weed lifted 200 feet up in the air, and you happen to walk by right when it is falling, and it hits you at a 90 degree angle on your head and the brick shatters your skull. Schrute
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home is where the heart is? FALSE. It's in your chest cavity pumping 70 gallons of blood an hour

home is where the heart is? FALSE. It's in your chest cavity pumping 70 gallons of blood an hour Schrute
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Fuck bitches get money? False. Hookers take your money.

Fuck bitches get money? False. Hookers take your money. Schrute
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. False. God doesn't exist.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. False. God doesn't exist. Schrute
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fact: the more time you spend on reddit and looking at memes, the more time your not getting laid

fact: the more time you spend on reddit and looking at memes, the more time your not getting laid Schrute
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Commercial free hour of music? False. All the music played is commercial.

Commercial free hour of music? False. All the music played is commercial. Schrute
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Pain is weakness leaving the body. False. Pain is your body telling you to stop doing whatever it is you are doing to cause the pain.

Pain is weakness leaving the body. False. Pain is your body telling you to stop doing whatever it is you are doing to cause the pain. Schrute
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"Sticks and stone may break my bones but words will never hurt me" False. "FUS RO DAH"
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many hands make light work False. the mass of the work would not change when increasing the number of hands

many hands make light work False. the mass of the work would not change when increasing the number of hands Schrute
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narwhals bacon at midnight? FALSE. narwhals diet is mostly Greenland halibut, polar and arctic cod, shrimp and Gonatus squid.

narwhals bacon at midnight? FALSE. narwhals diet is mostly Greenland halibut, polar and arctic cod, shrimp and Gonatus squid. Schrute
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