Schrute

it's raining cats and dogs? FALSE. Precipitation consists almost entirely of water.

it's raining cats and dogs? FALSE.  
Precipitation consists almost entirely of water.  Schrute

You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.

You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.  Schrute

"It's going to be a long day" False. Every day is precisely 24 hours in duration. False. Every day is approximately 23 hours 56 minutes and 4 seconds

Nothing rhymes with orange. FALSE. nothing does not rhyme with orange

Nothing rhymes with orange. FALSE.
nothing does not rhyme with orange  Schrute

eat shit and die false, eating your own shit can provide necessary nutrients to survive

eat shit and die false,
eating your own shit can provide necessary nutrients to survive  Schrute

You are what you eat Correct. My diet consists of 7 parts salinated water to 3 parts soft tissue.

You are what you eat Correct.  My diet consists of 7 parts salinated water to 3 parts soft tissue.  Schrute

Can't read my p-p-pokerface? Fact. I am adept in emotion concealment

Can't read my p-p-pokerface? Fact.

I am adept in emotion concealment  Schrute

You saw Scarlett Johanson's butt? FALSE It was the reflection

You saw Scarlett Johanson's butt? FALSE It was the reflection  Schrute

Time flies when you're having fun? FALSE. TIME IS A MAN-MADE Measurement, AND CERTAINLY CAN'T FLY.

Time flies when you're having fun? FALSE.  
TIME IS A MAN-MADE Measurement, AND CERTAINLY CAN'T FLY.  Schrute

"Professor X moves his wheel chair with his mind" False. He does not have telekinesis, he can only read minds.

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