Samantha Brick

I only have one breast Just to make it fair to other women

I only have one breast Just to make it fair to other women  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and my face is so pretty that when men talk to me,. i have to say "Ahem,my tit's are down here"

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick   and my face is so pretty that when men talk to me,. i have to say

Thinking of travelling to England? I'm the most attractive woman in the country

Thinking of travelling to England? I'm the most attractive woman in the country  Samantha Brick

I'm sitting here smiling on this sofa Because I'm totally off my rocker

I'm sitting here smiling on this sofa Because I'm totally off my rocker  Samantha Brick

Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking: "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career"

Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking:

Dyed blonde hair: $4.00 from Clairol Porcine nose: $0.00 Average face: $0.00 Massively deluded ego: priceless

Dyed blonde hair: $4.00 from Clairol
Porcine nose:  $0.00
Average face: $0.00

 
Massively deluded ego: priceless  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick AND I ESTABLISHED JAMES BLUNT'S CAREER

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick  AND I ESTABLISHED JAMES BLUNT'S CAREER  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and my face is so pretty that when men talk to me,. i have to say "Ahem,my tit's are down here"

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick   and my face is so pretty that when men talk to me,. i have to say

Writes for the interwebs Where did the haters came from?

Writes for the interwebs Where did the haters came from?   Samantha Brick

I couldn't model for Victoria's Secret Because Victoria Hates Me

I couldn't model for Victoria's Secret Because Victoria Hates Me  Samantha Brick
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