Samantha Brick

I really am gorgeous I just don't photograph well

I really am gorgeous I just don't photograph well  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick curing Homosexuality since 1972

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick  curing Homosexuality since 1972  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and I'm shitting bricks

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick
 and I'm shitting bricks  Samantha Brick

Cannot be looked at with the naked eye as the subsequent rush of blood to the testees would rupture them

Cannot be looked at with the naked eye as the subsequent rush of blood to the testees would rupture them  Samantha Brick

I am the most beautiful woman you will ever see According to a european panel on beauty

I am the most beautiful woman you will ever see According to a european panel on beauty  Samantha Brick

If her cunt is a tenth as big as her mouth She has a bucket

If her cunt is a tenth as big as her mouth She has a bucket  Samantha Brick

don't hate me because i'm beautiful hate me because i'm blindingly stupid

don't hate me because i'm beautiful hate me because i'm blindingly stupid  Samantha Brick

I NEVER ENTER THE MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST To give other women a chance as I would obviously win.

I NEVER ENTER THE MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST To give other women a chance as I would obviously win.  Samantha Brick

And Jesus wept.

And Jesus  wept.   Samantha Brick

I'm so beautiful i write for a living

I'm so beautiful i write for a living  Samantha Brick
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