Sad Keanu

Fortune Cookie, you're my best friend. You're my only friend.

Fortune Cookie, you're my best friend. You're my only friend.  Sad Keanu

am i relly tasting this? oh shit! i'm in the matrix

am i relly tasting this? oh shit! i'm in the matrix  Sad Keanu

harry potter had eight movies matrix only had three

harry potter had eight movies matrix only had three  Sad Keanu

there is no comfort in knowing that there are plenty of fish in the sea When you still don't have one And no one is fishing for you

there is no comfort in knowing that there are plenty of fish in the sea When you still 
don't have one And no one is fishing for you  Sad Keanu

Nih tim koar2 mulu di Spectre.. Coba Gua Cek, udah punya Badge Of Honour belum yah.... Bangke!!! Ternyata cuma 3 UCL nya.. kandidat medioker masuk gw nih tim..

Nih tim koar2 mulu di Spectre..
Coba Gua Cek, udah punya Badge Of Honour belum yah.... Bangke!!! Ternyata cuma 3 UCL nya..
kandidat medioker masuk gw nih tim..
   Sad Keanu

"That last fortune you got was a bullshit lie." Stupid cookies

so this is how forever alone guy feels

so this is how forever alone guy feels  Sad Keanu

I didn't know there was butter in this sandwich I'm lactose intolerant

I didn't know there was butter in this sandwich I'm lactose intolerant  Sad Keanu

Sometimes, I go on a reddit post just to make a pun the OP missed out on But then it's already the top comment

Sometimes, I go on a reddit post just to make a pun the OP missed out on But then it's already the top comment  Sad Keanu

Hm, it looks like the H5N1 strain of bird flu effects humans only in close proximity. ...Dammit.

Hm, it looks like the H5N1 strain of bird flu effects humans only in close proximity. ...Dammit.  Sad Keanu
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