Sad Keanu

...mmm sandwich, ...was my only friend.

...mmm sandwich, ...was my only friend.  Sad Keanu

Okay if its really you, what number am i thinking of? its not you.

Okay if its really you, what number am i thinking of? its not you.  Sad Keanu

I am the one whatevs

I am the one whatevs  Sad Keanu

Good sandwich But im still keanu reeves...

Good sandwich But im still keanu reeves...  Sad Keanu

what can i get my black friend for his birthday got it

what can i get my black friend for his birthday got it  Sad Keanu

Yeah Misty, so whenever you want to give me my badge, I'll--what? Team rocket has--They're doing what? Oh... I am a horrible human being.

Yeah Misty, so whenever you want to give me my badge, I'll--what? Team rocket has--They're doing what? Oh... I am a horrible human being.  Sad Keanu

Miracle Whip!?... . . . Horse cum.

Miracle Whip!?... . . . Horse cum.  Sad Keanu

Sandra Bullock is busy again. I'll call her later

Sandra Bullock is busy again.  I'll call her later  Sad Keanu

Eating a sandwich is always enjoyable Until you think of the movie "Honey, we shrunk the kids."

Eating a sandwich is always enjoyable Until you think of the movie

Bill and Ted was awesome I miss So-crates.

Bill and Ted was awesome I miss So-crates.  Sad Keanu
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