Sad Keanu

I AM WORTH MILLION$ EVERY WOMAN WANTS ME EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE ME BUT I AM AN IGNORANT DOUCHE WHO CAN'T ACT AND I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

I AM WORTH MILLION$
EVERY WOMAN WANTS ME
EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE ME BUT I AM AN IGNORANT DOUCHE WHO CAN'T ACT AND I HAVE A SMALL PENIS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE  Sad Keanu

Oh, yay, falafel I hate falafel

Oh, yay, falafel  I hate falafel  Sad Keanu

fortune cookie; "your moronic co-star's success will confound you for the rest of your days" i got alex winters' fortune by mistake.

fortune cookie;

This Choco Taco is delicious I literally just pooped myself

This Choco Taco is delicious I literally just pooped myself  Sad Keanu

Got 2 up votes... 3 down votes...

Got 2 up votes... 3 down votes...  Sad Keanu

*sees lawrence* *looks away* missed my chance...

*sees lawrence*
*looks away* missed my chance...   Sad Keanu

Tasty Im full

Tasty Im full  Sad Keanu

Fuck, it's stuck in my teeth. knew i should of grabbed a damn toothpick.

Fuck, it's stuck in my teeth.   knew i should of grabbed a damn toothpick.   Sad Keanu

There's still some scarps left... Damn, I wish I had a pottenlikker

There's still some scarps left... Damn, I wish I had a pottenlikker  Sad Keanu

Did I lock my car? Whatever its right behind me... Shit. Should've locked it

Did I lock my car? Whatever its right behind me... Shit. Should've locked it  Sad Keanu
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