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Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples.

It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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Paul and SwANSON THE rONS OF lIBERTY

Paul and SwANSON THE rONS OF lIBERTY Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard. Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that is beautiful.

The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that is beautiful. Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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Ron Swanson For Ron Paul 2012 bECAUSE IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE

Ron Swanson For Ron Paul 2012 bECAUSE IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.

I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade. Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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Hey girl, you've tried hard to make the individual education program process clearer to parents and children alike. I bought a 6-er of strongbow and hands for backrubs.

Hey girl, you've tried hard to make the individual education program process clearer to parents and children alike. I bought a 6-er of strongbow and hands for backrubs. Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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You think I'd leave my gold locked in a safe, underground, where anyone can find it?

You think I'd leave my gold locked in a safe, underground, where anyone can find it? Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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when i eat food is afraid of me

when i eat food is afraid of me Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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Paul and SwANSON THE rONS OF lIBERTY

Paul and SwANSON THE rONS OF lIBERTY Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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