Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Anne was getting a little chummy.  When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

I wholeheartedly agree. If that woman weren’t so violently opposed to marriage, I think I would propose to her.

I wholeheartedly agree. If that woman weren’t so violently opposed to marriage, I think I would propose to her.   Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

CAPITALISM God’s way to determining who is smart and who is poor

CAPITALISM  God’s way to determining who is smart and who is poor  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

just say no it lowers their enthusiasm

just say no it lowers their enthusiasm  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

Fish: For sport only fish meat is basically a vegetable

Fish: For sport only fish meat is basically a vegetable  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

talks like a libertarian works like a socialist (does as little work as possible, but gets paid the same)

talks like a libertarian  works like a socialist 
(does as little work as possible, but gets paid the same)  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

Ron Swanson PROCEED WITH UPVOTES

Ron Swanson PROCEED WITH UPVOTES  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

I have cried twice in my life Once when i was 7 and got hit by a school bus, then again when i heard that little sebastian passed

I have cried twice in my life Once when i was 7 and got hit by a school bus, then again when i heard that little sebastian passed  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.

 Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard.  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom

What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your fucking business.

What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your fucking business.  Ron Swansons Words of Wisdom
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