Ron Swanson

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man and fishing's not that hard. and fishing's not that hard

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

 Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself.  He's a grown man and fishing's not that hard. and fishing's not that hard  Ron Swanson

My spirit animal? Ron Swanson

My spirit animal?

 Ron Swanson  Ron Swanson

I'm a simple man I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food

I'm a simple man

 I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food  Ron Swanson

My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.

My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. 

 My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.  Ron Swanson

Just because I work for government doesn't mean I have to like it

Just because I work for government
 doesn't mean I have to like it  Ron Swanson

this is why i love america

this is why

 i love america  Ron Swanson

Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat And cats are pointless Caption 3 goes here

Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat And cats are pointless Caption 3 goes here  Ron Swanson

I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

 I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.
  Ron Swanson

What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your business.

What religion am I?

 Well, I'm a practicing none of your business.  Ron Swanson

no that makes you a man

no

 that makes you a man  Ron Swanson
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